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NRI Jokes - Com’on. No divorce!

By: monikavashishtha | Posted Jul 29, 2008 | Jokes | 1944 Views | (Updated Jul 30, 2008 10:35 AM)




  • An elderly gentleman in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!’




‘Dad, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.


‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,’ the old man says.


‘We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!’


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.


‘Like heck they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take care of this.’


She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, ‘You are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing


until I get there. I’m calling my brother back from NY, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??’ and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. ‘Okay’, he says, ‘It’s all set. They’re both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!’



Our old parents are waiting for us. No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days. The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.


OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE’S DREAM.


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