The year is 2012. MS is a larger brand than now. We see MS not just on the back of Autos, but also on metros, planes & cycles! ;-)
Faisal & Jasmine decide to franchise the gifts. sponsors are called for each gifts by way of a global tender. There are multiple bids for each item. They both decide sponsors will be selected by a computerised a draw. Now dont forget this computer works on SORT technology - the MS propritory algorithm which according to experts is the second toughest thing to understand after a woman's mind! Many have previously claimed to unravel the working to SORT, but then SORT changes. much like "just as u think u have understood how a woman's mind works, it changes, bcos woman has the right to change her mind" ;-)
Entities in related field had bid for sponsorship. example CCD had bid for coffee, titan for Watch etc. all the list of gift items & aspiring bidders were fed into computer. Now the computer using SORT had to allocate who will win to sponsor which gift item. after 2 days of intense processing SORT gave the results. This is final as SORT cant be overruled.
Audio-Cd - IPS - Indian Piracy Services
Bamboo Plant - Trinmool Congress! Bamboo is a grass ;-)
Basket Ball - NBA - National Basketmakers Association
Bikini - Sri Rama Sene, from their stock of pink chaddi & pink bikini campaign
Birthday Ballons - Air-India (aviation is in recession, so they are selling air now
Books - Parliament Library (MPs don’t read anyway)
Car- Bajaj ..they have ventured into making 2 wheeled cars
Cell Phone - Sellphoners association - aam janta selling their phone bcos of telemarketing Coconut - kerala Gov
Coffee - Paani kum chai
Cola - Pesticides India Limited
Cutting Chai - Café coffe day
Digital Camera - Taliban ( they banned it in Pak, want to exchange it for money)
Earrings - Eavesdroppers club ..as they are into hearings ;-)
Evileye Pendant/Feng shui toad - Lifeless Drunkards assocation - group of ppl who went after Bejan Daruwallas predictions & none came true - they took to drinking !!
Hair Clip - Bald & bold womens association of india - they no longer need it
Holding Hands On Beach - Jaipur Artificial Limb centre - they give you two articificial hands, carry it to the beach &hold it
I Am Your Fan - Exhaust Fan
I LOVE YOU Balloon - Indian Professional Liers Assocation
Ice scream - survivors of ice cold antartic expedition
Kiss - Make a wish foundation .. They help u get it
Laptop - Babysitters guild - they always have them on Lap top
Laughing Buddha - CRY!
Long Time No See - MP & MLA club of india. They want to pass on 'long time no see' they received from the janta
Magazine - Rifle Manufacturers association
Makeup Set - Indian Railways - "women get late after make up, trains makeup after getting late"
Mango Juice - Aam aadmi assoctiation of india
Medicine- Association of expired medicine & recycled syringe retrievers
Men’s Shoes - MP & MLA club of india ..these were thrown at them
Men's/women's Jeans - Genetic labs - we specialise in Jeans research
Men's Shaving Kit - Punjab Regiment
Men's Wallet - Pickpocketers union - they don’t want to throw it after they have emptied
Naval Ring - Indian Navy
Pinch - School teachers Guild - law forbids pinching children, so they want to gift it here
Punch - Indian boxing Association - given from the olympic medal winning boxers
Toilet Paper - Govt Depts - these are specially made from the applications received
Will You Marry Me? - Secondshadee.com - a portal for the pre-married !!
Women's/men's Watch - Global Detective - we specialise keeping a watch on your woman/man when you are away
Yellow Roses - Jaundice Research Centre -
You Look Cool/hot - thermometer makers union - we help u measure hotness and coldness
p.s.1: this is my figment of imagination when I saw movie ticket & popcorn now being cinemax !
2) I began thinking what if the gifts were to be sponsored by the MOST UNLIKELY of the sponsors .. u know Cola coming from Coke is too cliche ;-)
3)please take on these gifts & the others SORT missed out & come up with 'suitable' sponsors ;-) expect prizes for creative ones ;-)
