Teacher:” What is your name?".
Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."
Teacher:" When I ask a question in English, answer it in English."
Student:" My name is Sunlight.
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Question: What is the full form of Maths?
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.
Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?
Student: BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher: Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?
Student: A holiday
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No mam! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher:" Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? "
Johnny:" Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
Teacher: How old is ur father?
Sunny: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Sunny: He became father only after I was born.
