Little Johnny
1 Teacher "Now class behave, because God is everywhere"
Tommy "Is God in this classroom?"
Teacher "Yes Tommy"
Mary "Is God in the playground?"
Teacher "Yes Mary"
Johnny "Is God in my back garden?"
Teacher "Yes Johnny"
Johnny "But I don't have a back garden"
Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card."
Johnny replied, "I don't have it."
"Why not?" His father asked.
"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
3 Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny. She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, he is always fast with an answer, and he pipes up with, "I don't need to. They've already been named
- Ant: What is your age?
Elephant: My age is 5 years.
Ant: Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant: Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant: Ok
Elephant: What is your age?
Ant: My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you
are very young
Ant: Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!
. Student 1 to Student 2 with a foreign look : What nationality are you?
Student 1 : I'm an Ice cube!
Student 2 : What's that?
Student1 : My mother was born in Iceland and my father was born in Cuba!
- Teacher: Who is your favourite author?
Student : George Washington.
Teacher: But George Washington never wrote any books.
Student :That's why he's my favourite.
