This is a mail forward I received which I felt should be shared with all, specially my lady-friends :)
In this life I am a Woman. In my next life, I would like to come back as a Bear.
When you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you are a woman bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you are mama bear, everybody knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a Bear!
