Short Stories for the Season
Hubby comes home early
Stout, double-chinned drunkard husband used to come home late daily. He was sex starved so he hired pick-up girls from Lark Street daily. He gave them liberal tips & females used to fight to get in his car. That made him feel so elated and happy. He used to discuss among his friends how girls fought to get in his car. His friends – who were not as rich- listened to his stories with jealousy!
A storm came and Govt. banned cash money!
The advertisement of the cash ban was done so well – that even street beggars became aware of the value of money.
Late evening, he slowed down his car to pick – up his regular females. They asked one question. what will he pay.he had no money to pay. They showed him their shoes and went away laughing.
He reached home early .much to the surprise of his depressed wife.it made her more depressed to see him! It was her time to spend with the darwaan.
