The original inhabitants of ancient India were Adidases,lived in 2 cities-Hariappa & Mujhe-na-Daro.These cities had the best drain system in the world,so there was no brain drain.Ancient India was full of myths,which is a female moth.A collection of myths is called mythology,stories with female caricatures.One such myth was,in olden times we worshipped monkeys as they were our incestors.There were 2 big families in India,Pandava and Karova.They fought amongst themselves in a battle called Mahabharat,after which India was renamed Mera Bharat Mahan.
In mideviltimes,India was ruled by Slave Dienasty,as they all died a nasty death.Then came Tughlaqs who shifted their capital from Delhi because of pollution,followed by Mowglis.The greatest Mowgli was Akbar,he extinguished himself on the battlefield of Panipat which is in Hurryana.His son Jehangir was peace loving;he married one Hindu wife & kept 300 porcupines,then Shahajahan who had 14 sons.Family planning was not yet there,built the Taj Mahal hotel ,his wife now sleeps there.The king sent all his sons away to distant parts of India because they started quarrelling.Dara Seiko was sent to UP,Shaikh Bhakhtiyar to J & K,while Orangezip came to Bombay to fight Shivaji.The name was changed to Mumbai because Shivaji's sena did not like it.They also do not like New Delhi,so they are calling it Door Darshan.
After Mowglis,came Vasco the Gama,who was an exploder & circumcising India with a 100 foot clipper.Then came British,who brought many inventions such as cricket & steamed railways.Then came Frenchwho brought in French fries,pizzazz & laundry.But Robert Clive drove them out when he deafened Duplex who was out-membered since the British had the Queen on their side.
Eventually,the British came to overrule India because there was too much diversity in our unity.They were great expotents & impotents.They started expoting salt from India and impoting cloth.This was not liked by Mahatma Gandhi who wanted to produce his own salt.
This was the Swedishmoment.During this,many people burnt their loin cloths in the street & refused to wear anything else.The British became very angry at this & stopped the production of Indian testiles.
In 1920,Mahatma Gandhi was married to one wife.Soon after he became the father of the nation.
In 1942,he started Quiet India moment,as British were quietly lootoing our country.
In 1947,India became free & its people became freely loving.This increased our population.Its government became a limited mockery, means people are allowed to take the law in their own hands with the help of the police.Our constipation is the best in the world as it says that no man can be hanged twice for the same crime,&you cannot be put in prison if you have not paid your taxis.Another important thing about our constipation is that it can be changed.This is not possible with the British constipation because it is not written on paper.
The Indian parlemint consists of two houses-lower & higher,because one Mr.Honest Abe said that two houses divided against itself cannot withstand.So Pandit Nehru asked the British for freedom at midnight since the British were afraid of the dark.At midnight,on August 15,there was a tryst in parlemint in which many participated by wearing khaki & hosting the flag.Recently in India,there have been a large number of scams & a plaque,it can be dangerous because many people died of this plaque in Surat.Scams are all over India.One was in Bihar where holy cows were not given anything to eat by their leader.The other was in Bofor,a small town in Switzerland,where a lot of Indian money was given to buy a gun.
Presently,India has coalishun government made up of many parties,left,right & centre.It has started to library the economy.This means that there is no need for a licence as the economy will be driven by itself.
India is also trying to become an Asian tiger because its own tigers are being poached. Another important event this year was the Shark Meeting at Malas Dive,whereshark leaders agreed to share their poverty,pollution and population.
How do you rate this as a sincere effort by a schoolboy trying to understand and put the whole HISTORY of India in a jist!!!
