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Funny office quotes

By: sweetdisha | Posted Sep 08, 2011 | General | 2424 Views

You have the right to remain Silent , What you lack is the ability


Stupidity is not a crime , so you're free to go


"I thought I saw light at the end of the tunnel but it was just my boss with more work - and a torch


I Never Make Mistakes, I Thought I Did Once, But I Was Mistaken.


TEAMWORK, a lot of people doing things my way


If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter." - Albert Grant


"Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free." - Patrick Murray


"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job." - Samuel Goldwyn


"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it." - Joey Adams


"I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back." - Anonymous


"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." - Unknown


"Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired." - Anonymous


"The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit." - Dwight Morrow


"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb


" If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock." - Claude McDonald


"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen


"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it." - Theodore Roosevelt


"The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches." - Bove's Theorem


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