Net Net, Finger Bowls are last resort for a waiter to get back to you.
You sit, dine and talk. Then you, blurb, fart and then eat more in a restaurant and finally you swamp your fingers into that finger bowl with water and lime to get cleaned of your previous acts to gobble up the food served.
Restaurants are the place where you go to eat but also to socially elevate yourself. You call the waiter with different names or some times not even names but with whistles, sounds or a lip whisker. But point is, if the waiter has to get back to you.
Its easy. Spoil your food, spit in it and do something with it which makes it desirable for him and unknowingly undesirable for you. Finally he has the weapon for an ultimate come back. The Finger bowls.
Finger Bowls could perturb you 3 ways if served in three ways instead of four ways.
One way: Normal warm water signifies, all went well. You like me, I love you. Tip and F the F off.
Two way:Cold Frigid Water to freeze all the fingers you dip and make a point. You were mad on me, I just got better.
Third way: HOT WATER. Dip and Burn, forget about the social status, its time to save those fingers from burning like French fries. You hate me, now burn in hell.
Fourth Way: You don’t get finger bowls at all. You don’t deserve it j a c k a s s.
