A fart is a pleasant thing; it gives the belly ease
It warms the bed in winter, and suffocates the fleas
A fart can be quiet, a fart can be loud
Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, a fart can be long
Some have been known to sound like a song
A fart can create a most curious medley
Some masquerade as being silent
While others are plain deadly
Some may not smell, some are vile
A fart may pass quickly or linger a while...
A fart can occur in a number of places
And leave everyone with a strange look on their faces!
From wide open prairies to small elevators
A fart will find all of us sooner or later.
