At the weekend an England soccer fan was asked to stop singing in a bar in Kyrgyzstan before the England match against Kazakhstan. He refused so a local shot him in the leg with a pistol. Presumably this replaced the sound of bad English singing with the noise of a drunk Englishman screaming and swearing.
Anyway the most impressive aspect of this story is that the fan didn't bother complaining to the police. Instead he went to hospital to have the bullet removed, then checked himself out of the hospital and rejoined his friends so he could see the game. Mad, yes, but strangely wonderful too.
https://goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/06/04/1304437/reports-england-fan-shot-in-leg-at-kyrgyzstan-bar
