1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
People still have bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac.
Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time
Good Night and sweet dream!
