Dil Bole Tappa Tappa - by Aditya Chopra

Overrate: Direction for this(and most) Yash Raj Films All rounder: Poonam Dhillon in boring role as Kher’s estranged wife Silly point: Dialogue(sample:Main Punj...read more

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Ek Ajab Chhabi aka Goldilocks and the Three Bears

This is the story of Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Goldilocks and Surya Bear. There is also a hulk called Rampal Bear, but since he bares his arms and chest most throug...read more

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Vroom !

(NOTE: this piece originally first appeared first in the October 15 2004 issue of JAM magazine (print edition) this year) (sung to the tune of ?we didn?t start...read more

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Teer Maara

Teer-Maara! A play in three scenes (with apologies to Cupid) Act I, Scene 1 -The Lahore High Court- Judge: The proceedings may begin. What is the charge? Const...read more

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Less 'bien' than FIRE! (if that's possible)

One two, oh please don't view three four, this crashing bore five six, of two girls curved like sticks seven eight, who can't lay them straight nine ten, and ca...read more

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So far-ah, so good !

Main Hoon Na! ram and lakshman went thru the drill to take care of the general's daughter ram showed his military skills but then lakshman actually got her! bu...read more

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Ek hasina thi

Ee, there is this single working woman hasina namely goes by name of Sarika Vartak One day cute guy rescues her purse with no pasina and then comes into her lif...read more

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20 gems from R D Burman ...

One of the great inconveniences of language is that, while most of the time, it makes communication easier, it sometimes ends up imposing constraints when it co...read more

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Flu ...ssssh! or: how not to make a teen thriller

Alright. the new wave of dulhania and kach kach movies has ensured that whatever sport indians do play in real life, everyone knows how to prance around in a ba...read more

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This is it

'Dil Chahta' is another showcase for glorious Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy's talents. The song 'Tanhai' really stands out in the class of the Shankar-Jaikishan classic 'D...read more

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Rules - film making ka rather good formula

'Rules' scores as the one of the more refreshing films thru its honest performances (even by cheese cake Milind Soman, who incidentally also produces the film),...read more

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Unchained malady: by sudarshan shidore

After the remarkably insipid 'company' RGV hits back with a crisp and creative offering, told in a compelling fashion. the movie really stands out in the movies...read more

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