Less 'bien' than FIRE! (if that's possible). Review on Girlfriend

One two, oh please don't view

three four, this crashing bore

five six, of two girls curved like sticks

seven eight, who can't lay them straight

nine ten, and can't stand men

eleven twelve, story - hmm, what to tell?

thirteen fourteen, hero heroine are boating

fifteen sixteen, the music is mean

seventeen eighteen, soggy lyrics in between

ninety twenty, reasons to miss movie are aplenty!

twenty one twenty two, if this review

twenty three twenty four, reads like a bore

twenty five twenty six, it's as simplistic

twenty seven twenty eight, as the movie, my mate

twenty nine thirty, (psst - guys, it's not even dirty!)

thirty one thirty two, but an insult to lesbians true

thirty three thirty four, girlfriend fails to score

thirty five thirty six, with it's bag of tricks

thirty seven thirty eight, I hate to say it

thirty nine forty, looking back, even 'FIRE' is arty!