It can buy a house, but not a home
It can buy a clock, but not time
It can buy a position, but not respect
It can buy a bed, but not sleep
It can buy a medicine, but not health
It can buy you blood, but not life
So you see , money is not everything, and it
Often causes pain and suffering
I tell you this because I am your friend,
As your friend, I want to take away
Your pain and suffering
So send me all your money
And I will suffer for you.
