Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.
Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?
Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day
