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A comitt report can solve it ..... don't you think

By: prince_chauhan Verified Member MouthShut Verified Member | Posted Oct 17, 2008 | General | 281 Views

U know in our country for every dispute govt ( wheter state or center) forms a committee to preare a report to resolve the issue...... now here is some really funny stuff I came across and feels like true too ...


The Definition: -


Committee: a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.


Committee Rules


Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.


Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.


Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.


When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.


Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular - it's what everyone is waiting for.


At the End:-


some opposition or other organisation will raise a voice against it so either they form another committe or it will be thown to dust bin ......


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