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We have a strategy for worldcup :-(
Jan 09, 2003 01:44 PM 1183 Views
(Updated Jan 09, 2003 01:53 PM)

Newzealand 4-0


What a record ! In fact it should have been 5-0. But Zaheer Khan is not a team player. He played selfishly. Just because, he wanted to become the man of the match. How can he score 34 , when the captain set the trend with '0' and the master blaster, billionaire,the ONLY hope of the nation, one man who can bring( could have brought previous worldcup) world cup single handedly - Mr Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar also emulated the respected captain.


Zaheer did a great damage to Indian strategy.


Do you think Newzealand won those matches? Let us discuss!


We were in great form.


Tendulkar - let us not discuss about this 'gifted' batsman who gets gifts whenever he scores!


Dravid - is a Wall. and I do no blame him for some failures -( I like Dravid :-)


Saurav Bhai- He has vowed to take his shirt off in the finals of the world cup - probably cheering Australia!!


Shewag - copy all the great stories of Tendulkar and replace the name with 'Shewag'


Kaif & Yuvraj - I don't think any newspaper/media is left out praising these two youngsters for the victory , the only match they played superbly. Their feet are yet to land on the ground.


And the list goes on.


The whole world is watching them.


Hence we decided to misdirect the world. The following are the possibilities after our performance in Newzealand.

  1. Newzealand will get overconfident and will be out of world cup early. Hence one less competitor

  2. Whole world is writing India off. They think we reached our peak early in 2002 ( instead n 2003) and we can beat them !

  3. In India, we have lost any hope that we can be in Super six! Hence there will not be any dejection/frustration from Indian cricket lovers.

  4. The sponsors problem can be solved as it does not matter who is the Indian Sponsor,as our stay at cease will be not more than 20-30 overs!

And the list goes on


Let us sing the national anthem


World cup ayega, bhai, ayega,


Layega ga bhai, layega


sachin bhai akela layega!


Ramesh


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