Dil Maange NO More !!!!. Review on Dil Maange More

I had never dreamt that I will have to spend 3 hours of the First day this beautiful year watching an ugly film ... ugly in terms of the Script, Editing and Direction ... not in terms of the wardrobe where you can see Armani jackets worn by the hunk of Samarpur in Uttaranchal district and his first GF ... Neha (Soha Ali Khan) who could win the Best Unsupporting actress ... for her still face ... no expressions no matter whether its a Love scene, sad scene or a fight.

Dil Maange More is all about how you mis-intrepret that a girl is the right girl for you ... you

immediately start dreaming of a duet song with her ... and bring her home to introduce her to your mom ... saying ''Yeh tumhari hone wali Bahu hai Maa !!''. After 2-3 days (out of your just 5 day long relationship !), you discover that her Likes and Dislikes does not match with that of yours ... there you are ... totally confused and also having confused your poor Mom who is waiting for her bahu !.

The story goes like this ...

~ Neha(Soha AK) is childhood friend of this football player Nikhil(Shahid K). They both

love each other. Neha wants to become an Air hostess .. wants to fly places around ... build a new world for herself, etc, etc. Shahid loves his football and his birthplace Samarpur. So now as u see, their tastes are different ... they both part.

~ After a few days, Shahid goes to Mumbai to get her back ... and he happens to get a job in Planet M (i wonder how easy it is to get a job without posting a biodata and an interview !). Now, Planet M happens to be situated just opposite to Franklin Institute, where Neha is busy with her training. In the meantime, Neha flys away and Nikhil gets closer to Sara(Tulip). Time for another duet song !.

~ One fine day, Nikhil discovers that Sara deceived him. This is right moment for the third one in Queue ... Shagun(Ayesha Takaia) who happens to be Nikhils's neighbour. The duet song with Shagun had just finished when Neha returns to Nikhil crying and sobbing (without even a drop of tear in her eyes !). To give her company and to drag the story, Sara too returns to Nikhil like a boomerang since her ex-boyfriend deceived her!

~ Now, this Nikhil has to handle 3 Potential Bahu's !!!. But the rules says - ''Only one can get thru'' ... so the director drops Neha and Sara so that Nikhil gets Shagun .. and they both Lead a happy life there-after.

~ So at Last .. Nikhil enjoys his football game ... and they both enjoy the Seven rainbows that peep out from the snow-clad mountains and beautiful valleys of Samarpur !!!

~ Adding more spice to the story of the film are the Dialogues that Shower like a thousand stones on your head. Seems like the Script-writer has stolen dialogues from a hundred films ... and compiled into a single one.

~ If Shahid wants to prove his acting skills, he shud really stop immitating Sharukh .. to make an identity for self !

I should really admire the guts of the Producer and Director for making such a film ...

This film will be really Listed and nominated for the Oscars ... so as to educate other

film makers ''How NOT TO make a film'' !!!

Bye ...