The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, 'If you were my husband I'd give you poison,' and he said, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it.'
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: 'Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.' 'That depends, Sir,' said Disraeli, 'whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.'
'A modest little person, with much to be modest about.' - Winston Churchill.
'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. 'Clarence Darrow.
'Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.' - Moses Hadas..
'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' - Mark Twain.
'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wilde.
'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' - John Bright.
