Santa ne shok shok mein vrat rakh liya.
Santa to wife:Dekh sooraj dooba?
Wife:Nahi ji
Kutch der baad:Dekh dooba ya nahi?
Wife:Nahi ji
Santa:Lagta hai ye mere ko sath ley key hi doobey ga.
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Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh
Teacher:Yeh kaisa naam hai?
Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.
