Obama:- Today, we are declaring the Peace Treaty of the 3rd World War, in this planet Earth, not because, that we are afraid of the super powers like Russia, India, Japan and France, but for the sake of saving our planet Earth from the attacks of the aliens from other planets. Yes, my dear friends, we have received a threat mail in our NASA Research Centre from the email id: -Sputnik_Daniel@Satanic.com, stating that, they will attack the planet Earth within 1 month. Either, we need to surrender ourselves to the administration of “Satanic” planet or they will kill us. We request to all the countries of the world to help us in winning this “UNIVERSAL WAR”.
Zardari: - My goodness, at last, we are safe, for this threat mail from the Satanic planet, at least 3rd World War has come to an end, otherwise, the way, Indians were attacking us, we would have been devastated within 3 weeks, totally.
Narendra: - These aliens of Satanic planet are just idiots. They could have sent that threat mail, after 1 month. By that time, we could have devastated Pakistan, but alas, 3rd World War has ended now. At present, all of us have to become friends and fight our common enemies, the aliens of “Satanic” planet. Ok, my countrymen, let us focus on the “UNIVERSAL WAR”, to save our planet Earth. On 29th February 2016, there is an International Summit at Los Angeles, where Prime Ministers of all the countries will be present to discuss about how to combat this “Universal War”.
Ramaswamy: - Today, I am very happy. There was a complaint from the local people of Secundrabad, that there is no such big multiplex in this area. But, from now on, you can enjoy my multiplex “Roja”, which is just beside the Paigah Hotel at Secundrabad. We have used glasses in this building to give it a new modern look. Now, our respected Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh, YSR will inaugurate this multiplex. So, ladies and gentleman, please give a big round of applause.
Public: - Hey, look there; all the glasses are breaking from this multiplex…my goodness…see there...Everywhere glasses are breaking automatically…
Police: - YSR garu, please enter inside the car, something is wrong out here. I think, someone is trying to attack you…Let us move out from here…
YSR: - Yes, I think you are right…but, Oh my goodness, the glasses of my cars are also broken automatically… What is happening, boss?
Parvathi Devi: - Swami, please wake up, wake up please…See, what is happening there, in Hyderabad?
Lord Mahadev: - Yes, my sweetheart, what has happened?
Parvathi Devi: - All the glasses are automatically breaking in Hyderabad city.
Lord Mahadev: - Oh! That may be due to the extreme heat of the sunrays. What can I do here? These idiot humans do not understand the simple concept of “Global Warming”. They have not taken any measures to combat “Global Warming”. Now, let them suffer from extreme heat of the sun. Let the glass break there in the Hyderabad City. Let me go to sleep now, please don’t disturb me, this time.
Parvathi Devi: - Something is wrong somewhere…Why suddenly, glass will start breaking due to sunrays. It had never happened before. Why now suddenly? Something is very fishy out here…
