Enamoured by the growing popularity of a few of the so called Sant - Mahatmas on TV from the recent cult, I happened to stick on a channel where the Nirmal Darbar was ON.
It was one laff riot all the way ( Pardon me, those who have faith, and follow the likes)
The quality of queries were ridiculous and with pin drop silence and extreme concentration He listens , cross questions, asks specific details and then gives absolut ROFL-arious answers and solutions
TAKE 1 :
Harkirat : Baba mere FB par LIKE aur COMMENTS nahi aatey!
Nirmal Baba : FB Last time kab open kiya tha?
Me : Baba 2 din pehle khola tha.
Nirmal Baba : Ek din mein kitni baar FACEBOOK open karte ho?
Me : 4-5 Baar
Nirmal Baba : Browser konsa use krte ho ??
Me : Baba GOOGLE CHROME
Nirmal Baba : Bas yahin se kripa rukki hai, Jaao aur PASSWORD badal kar Account ko MOZILLA Browser se kholo sab thik ho jayegaa......
TAKE 2 :
LADY : Baba, humko kaunse mandir jaana chaiye?
BABA : Koi bhi jao.
LADY : Ghar ke paas SAI, SHIV, AIYAPPA, MATARANI ke hain.
BABA : Schedule bnao aur sb mei turn by turn jao.
LADY : Koi aapati tou nahi hai na?
BABA : Ek jo main hai jahan pe pehle se ja ra rahe ho, wahan jaate raho baki ke liye date, day, time fix karlo.
I was lyk, wtf, mandir ja rahe ho ya date pe ??
Ek gaana yaad a gya. . .
WO MUJHSE MILNE AAAYIE MANDIR JAANE KE BAHANE !!
TAKE 3 :
BABA bolte hain kale rang ka purse use karo.
Lady ne puchha ke aaj kal to kayi rang ke new fashion wale clutch milte hain. So can I use them smtym.
Baba bole Note chaiye to black hi use karo.
Lady was in a pink printed suit with a black sling purse.
Yuck, fashion ki dhajjiyaan !
But ek Poem yaad a gyi. . .
BABA Black Heaps
Have U any Mool(ah)
TAKE 4 :
I went to Nirmal Darbar and asked BABA, what Parshad we should take and from what Mandir, since I have BP problem ?
BABA : Shradhha se jo parshad mile grahan karo.
I told BABA that temples should give Multi Vitamins, Diet free capsules and Health supplements as Parshad for the Obesity, Hypertension, and other such ailments that people came to temples for.
Haha
BABA got up and hurried inside, to give instructions for removing Boondi ke Desi Ghee wale Laddoo that some Bhakt had spönsored for Parshad that day.
And what have you.......
I remember Sh. A Bapu playing Holi with his Bhakts, from atop a 40 feet stage with a Fire Brigade nozzle in his hand spraying generously national wealth over the fun and frolicking youngsters, who would otherwise have stayed indoors, and watched the live cricket match relayed that day too.
And who can forget the Twistee and Turnee, Orange clad, one - eyed open one eyed closed Sant ji, It seems he is perpetually on a wink a woman spree...
I am amazed at the superstitious nature and blind faith we tend to extend at these non-descript benefactors of personal wealth accumulators, and having seen so much already from Stings and media, and yet we feign ignorance to facilitate out dormant souls with Tiger bone Chicken soup, at the cost of loss of time and effort, which if we put in, on our own would have resulted much better outcomes.
Be wary, be cautious, there may be one in your neighbourhood , lurking to surprise you too..!!~
