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One day a couple of friends and I decided to go to Wal-Mart where one of my friends worked. We were just window shopping and talking to people we knew. Our friend had to go to the bathroom and so we went in with her and decided to play a little trick by hiding in the stalls so she couldn't find us. She found me right off but she couldn't find our other friend. I knew where she was. Well, my friend claimed she saw her so she went to jump over the stall. As she did she yelled, "I found you!"
Wrong stall.
When she looked over she saw a customer sitting there. The customer said, "EXCUSE YOU!"
My friends and I were so embarassed we ran out of the restroom and all the way to the shoe aisle.
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One evening during a snow storm I was looking out the window for my husband to come home. Out of nowhere, there he was - flying down the road. I thought to myself, "where in the heck is he going in such a hurry?"
Well, after waiting a good half hour he finally walked in the front door - out of breath and freezing cold.
"Where did you go?" I asked.
"Well," he replied, "I wanted to get the snow off the car so I drove it as fast as I could to the end of the road and ended up putting it in a ditch."
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i was in an airport with my mom and sister while my dad was getting the car. An airline person came on the loud speaker. "For those passengers who have not yet arrived, your luggage may have arrived before you."
We all burst into laughter. I would like to know just who they were talking to!
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A co-worker, who shall remain anonymous, called in one morning saying he would be late because he had locked his keys in the car. It wasn't until he got to work that we got the whole story.
It was a cold morning and he had decided to warm up his car. So he started his car and went back up to his apartment. Since he didn't want his car stolen, he took the remote locking device off the key chain and locked the doors, with the key in the ignition and the engine running. When he came back down, the remote wouldn't unlock the doors. Thinking his batteries were dead, he called a locksmith to unlock his car. The locksmith then had the privilege of explaining to him one of the security features of remote locks - they disable themselves when the engine is running. A very expensive lesson indeed!
