The Tees Maar Khan Style - The boy, who is yet to be born is sleeping inside the mom's belly, but suddenly he woke up by the sound of television his mother was watching. Today only he came to know his future name, his father has suggested "LALLAN CHOUBEY", he was upset like Chiraunjilal of Khosla Ka Ghosla (he had seen the movie atleast 5-6 times during his existence of 8.5 months inside the belly!), but what can he do, he is yet to be born.
His mother was watching 'Utaran' where Vansh suddenly came back from a death, a near-to-perfected death, but suddenly his Thanedaar dad came home, and he switched the channel to NEWS channel, and by the voice of which his sleep get disturbed. Kanimozi the scammer got released on a bail, Telangana agitators are creating havoc in town, breaking statues and creating chaos removing rail-lines, thrashing public properties but not getting charged. On the other hand a sikh named Harvinder was charged under many sections, since he slapped Sharad Pawar, a politician, how dare he, even though Sharad Pawar is cheating with Indian people, creating scams and scams, but he can't be slapped in front of public and TV channels. His dad changed channels and here some other news was coming - some moron with the name Kapil Sibal is attacking on a fundamental right - the right to express/speech, by asking social networking sites to police the content post by users, and to remove bad materials from the sites, these bad materials includde direct/indirect attackes on Indian politicians through comments, pictures, and videos, where the Indian junta is making mockery of a failed government, and corrupted politicians. Future Lallan was thinking why dont these politicians just concentrate on their work, instead of blaming the people for attacking them, if they do their work, why anybody will speak against them.
Suddenly, he saw horrific images on the TV, later he came to know from his father that that was Mayawati - CM of UP. He haven't seen a bigger beggar than this lady, who always ask for this and that to center, although had lot of public paisa, which she used to build his own idols across the state, but begging for quotas to centre, this time asking for Muslim quota, only this was remained in India, legal religion-based voting, and what more, she is even planning to come in center, and herself as a prospective PM. Well, Lallan was wondering, Manmohan is a sleepy PM, but Mayawati... India will then surely go to hell under her rule.
Sudenly he felt earthquake, something is going to happen now itself, he remembered its 9 months now inside that tummy, and its his time to come out. He didn't want to come out. His mother was taken to hospital, and after few hours delivery happens, but doctor looks sad, he was taken out dead. What kills him? nobody knows, why he was stillborn? may be he didn't want to take birth in collapsing India. Doctor is trying everything but of no use, they assume he is dead, the Lallan Choubey is dead.
to be continued..
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