Source: Fwded Mail
. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
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At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.
. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding...... https://incredimail.com/index.asp?lang=9&version=4502068&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=6E40110A-0288-4329-B0C0-A04F4960F172index.asp?lang=9&version=4502068&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=6E40110A-0288-4329-B0C0-A04F4960F172https://incredimail.com/index.asp?lang=9&version=4502068&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=88BC3B4B-6526-4AA0-95D9-E8A0864C7A9Dindex.asp?lang=9&version=4502068&aff_id=100&addon=IncrediMail&id=95202&guid=88BC3B4B-6526-4AA0-95D9-E8A0864C7A9D
