students survey(ways to ...)

ways to irritate lecturers during a lecture :)

1. Stamp loudly. Claim you spotted a cockroach. Keep doing it again. Claim the cockroach came back

   
   




2. Start doing breathing exercises in the middle of the lecture

   
   




3. Maintain an expression like someone has farted. Keep glancing suspiciously at your Prof when he is looking.

   
   




4. Look fidgety, scared, nervous. Suddenly move under your desk and say, "They are coming! They are coming for me!"

   
   




5. At appropriate times, raise your hand and say, "But sir, a research done in 1992 disagreed with what you just said"

   
   




6. Stare continously, wide-eyed into the Professor's eyes. Make Irrfan Khan eyes at them

   
   




7. In the middle of the lecture, get up and give the Prof a little speech on why he should copywrite his lectures

   
   




8. At a random point in the lec, get up and say, "You think I can't score 90%, don't you? I'll BET that I can score 90%"

   
   




9. Start opening your mouth as if you are about to ask something, then shut it. Change your mind and say nothing. Repeat

   
   




10. Keep acting like you are about to sneeze, but don't

    
    




11. When your Prof says stuff like, "OK, turn to the next page", ask him to please repeat so you can write it down

    
    




12. Keep the National Anthem as your ringtone. Play it in the middle of the lecture and stand up.

    
    




13. If not the national anthem atleast get the condom condom ringtone on ure bench mate's phone, set it as his/her ringtone and give him/her a call during a class ....