Salim and Wasim are both beggars at several motorway services.
Salim drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend. Wasim only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Wasim asks Salim how he manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.
Salim says, "Look at your sign. It says, 'I have no work, a wife and six kids to support’. Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished anything by giving you money. You will still have no job and a large family. Now look at my sign."
So Wasim looks and Salim's sign reads:
"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan."
