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Small Jokes

By: dantum Verified Member MouthShut Verified Member | Posted Apr 29, 2008 | General | 316 Views

To kill ants here is a great tip:


Touch some chilly powder on sugar and give it to ant. Since ants like sugar that much they ate it. But there is chilly powder


over the sugar. Isn’t it? Ant can’t tolerate. He ran to well or water tank that is available to drink some water. Next is


your job. Follow the ant slowly, carefully without making a drop of sound. When you reach very behind of ant pick his legs


and pull him into the well or tank….


Ant Close!


If somebody comes and tell you that you are a fool, don’t be afraid… go to them, catch their neck…


And told them: “please don’t tell this to anybody.”


You are cute…, you are nice, you are best, You are great….


Entambo….! Oh! No…… I can’t say lie this much….


Sardaji to his friend: I saw my wife went to theatre with our watchman.


Friend: Then why don’t you follow them?


Sardarji: njan aa cinema nerathe kandatha. ( I saw that film earlier.)


Why does a buffalo insert its tongue in to its nose…?


Any way its your personal matter…. I don’t interfere.


A Friend to another friend:  do you see eye doctor yesterday?


Second one: yes, but he can’t see anything. He is totally blind. He lightened torch on my eyes to see something to him.


A sardarji was resting in a beach one day. Then a foreigner calls him and ask: Are you Relaxing?


Then sardarji said: no, no I am Santha Singh. He again takes rest.


Then another foreigner calls him and ask again the same question: Are you Relaxing?


Sardarji again: no…… I am Santha Singh…


He become very angry. He looked here and there and found one foreigner was resting there…


He went and call him “hello, Are you relaxing?


The foreigner said: yes I am relaxing.


By hearing this Sardarji took and beat him


Then said: you sleep here calmly. There are so many people finding you….


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