“Pareshaan thi Champu ki wife”
“Non-happening thi jo uski life”
“Champu ko na milta tha aaram”
“Office main karta kaam hi kaam”
“Champu ke boss bhi the bade cool”
“Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul”
“Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline”
“Kaam to karwate the roz till nine”
“Champu bhi banna chata tha best”
“Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest”
“Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami”
“Onsite ke ummid main deta salami”
“Din guzre aur guzre fir saal”
“Bura hota gaya Champu ka haal”
“Champu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha”
“Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha”
“Aakhir ek din Champu ko samjh aaya”
“Aur chod di usne promotion ki moh maya”
“Boss se bola, “Tum kyon satate ho ?”
“promotion ke laddu se buddu banate ho”
“Promotion do warna chala jaunga”
“promotion dene par bhi wapis na aunga”
“Boss haans ke bola “Nahi koi baat”
“Abhi aur bhi Champus hai mere paas”;
“Yeh duniya Champuon se bhari hai”
“Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai”
“Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga”
“Tumhari tarah Ek aur Champu banaunga”