1) A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
2) 1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .
3) An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
' How long has what been going on?' said the man
