Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Quality means doing it right when no one is looking.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
If Today anyone talks & praises you for your good looks, nature, style, attitude. Kick Them Off. How dare they fool you on fools day.
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac.
Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can’t catch him going.
What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.
People look for the perfect person to Love but they fail to realize that a person becomes Perfect when we begin to Love them Sincerely.
We are not creatures of circumstance; we are creators of circumstance.
Everyone is gifted - but some people never open their package.
The best Environment day slogan..."Save Earth, this is the only planet with girls!"
Computers are machines to help you solve problems, you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
If you can laugh with a person, you can work with a person.\
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
Don`t pee in my pool, I wont swim in your toilet!
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
What can u do to have a healthy marriage? Wherever u are wrong admit it, whenever u are right just shut up!
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
