Most of us feel so enthusiastic about making new year resolutions,which we generally forget within the first week of January itself ; or we are too lazy to stick to our resolutions............but this doesn't matter anymore! Here I present some odd resolutions which I came across in last few years :
1.I'll never pick my nose in public:The poor soul managed herself to follow this for almost one week, but finally she became so impatient that she started picking it frantically,finally it started bleeding!
I'll never buy new shoes in next 2 years:This lady possessed nearly 20 pairs of shoes, but not yet satisfied with the collection. Whenever she saw an opportunity to get a new pair,she would rush. So this time she stuck to her resolution very strictly. But something was in store for her........first, the huge leather expo, then repeated sale by various foot ware manufacturers. At the end of the year, she had 30 pairs more in her precious collection!
I'll turn vegetarian:This happened to be one of my close friends whose family was veggie but he preferred chicken tikka over aloo tikki quite a lot, resulting continuous disapproval from his family. He was engaged to a girl who was a veggie too.....finally the boy decided to give up non veg foods. But......... Laalach aaha Laplap! We caught him so many times sneaking into bathroom while savoring his favorite chicken roll! Once I pulled him out from under his bed,while he still held a kabab in his hand! Poor soul,isn't he?
I'll never touch insects with bare hands: Well,it's me this time! I don't feel scared holding any insect or crawling object with bare hands unlike most of the girls.But most unlikely, my hubby feels so uneasy whenever he sees me doing it. So last time I promised I will not do it again. But few days back, when cleaning the cupboard of the apartment we newly moved in, hundreds of cockroaches started coming out.After killing those,while I started cleaning those dead monsters,suddenly I saw the expression on his face, and I knew instantly I broke my own resolution..............I was removing those holding their tentacles with bare hands! Next two days my hubby ate his meals in canteen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll never climb anywhere:Guess who's that? My 80 years old granny! She has a quite peculiar climbing habit at this age also. Whenever she gets a chance, she tries to climb somewhere,generally her favorite climbing place is a low shelfed cupboard. if she is angry on somebody, she just places a ladder near it, climbs on the cupboard,collects the ladder, and sits uninterrupted. Now we convinced her that climbing on such a height is not good for her age, and she agreed not to continue it. But she failed to keep her resolution within a few days itself.................she climbed to a neem tree to collect some tender leaves, and while getting down, she was not able to! after much effort we got her down, the fear did the job which the resolution could not do. She doesn't climb anywhere anymore,to our relief!
Did you find it funny? If not, I am giving some more weird examples:
- I'm not going to leave my kid unattended in shopping malls,if I have one:By a kid itself!
2. I'm going to change my undergarments and socks regularly:Stinky!
3. I'm not going to kill and drop lice everywhere:By our maid
4. I'm going to stop chasing people around:By my boss............he can't help, anyway!
And, the most weird one I ever heard was:
In this new year, I will grow a mustache.............dad has a real beautiful one:By my six years old niece!
