A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India...
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has
Affected my Company's performance, so I am sending YOU 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.
Your loving husband,
JITA SINGH
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His wife replied...
TINKUs PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the
List of expenses I paid with the Kisses...:
The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
The electricity man agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
Your landlord Balkar Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, darling, I hope you understand..
Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance...
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi
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