John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party
with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly
unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way
downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of
him.
"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last
night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You
made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in
antagonising the entire board of directors and you
insulted the president of the company, right to his
face."
"He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him."
"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!" said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday.
