* who's Jackie Chan's saas(mother in law)?
D-Cold Total .. "Chan ki saas"!!!!!!
* 2 sardars were crossing railway tracks.they saw a train coming 2wards them suddenly they bend down y?
bcoz the train was saying
"jhuk jhuk jhuk"
* 2 persons talking during diwali :
1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to Pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche
* Aaj Tak(news channel) gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident
at Amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive.
The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?
Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar
rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express 2 no. platform par aa rahi hai.
Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye
patri par kood gaye. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.
Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.
Sardar: oye nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.
* Tortois n Rabbit gav HSC xam.
Trtois-80% Rabbt-81%
Both wntd admsn in gud col
Cut off@85%
Rabbt dint get bt trtois got
Hw?
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SPORTS QUATA !
* laloo wants 2 b cm an model so hi took some snaps wth his bufelloows
nxt de in da news paper the snap wz printed............................
caption...........................
laloo....3rd 4m left
Two shortest poems of the world:
- JOHNY JOHNY
YES PAPA
EATING SUGAR
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HAN KYA KAR LEGA?
- BABA BABA BLACK SHEEP
HAVE U ANE WOOL
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NO Leave me alone ..
