First of all apologies for misleading title. Come-on man it’s my 100th DP. I don't want it to be controversial.
No I am not gonna talk about what you thinking. I am gonna talk something more interesting "Premarital Romance". A gift of the cellular revolution. We normally see engaged couples busy in romancing over phone (of course at late night).
Let me ask you one thing what does an recently engaged (engaged means jiski shadi fix ho gayi hai) guy buy just after getting engaged. No no not exactly just after getting engaged but after a month...
Clothes, gold....No it’s not all this.
After seeing his rising mobile bill he simply buys two Reliance or Tataindicom cell phones. Yeah you guessed it right Reliance to Reliance free hai naa. Save money use it for honeymoon that’s his funda.
These telephonic conversations are pretty interesting indeed. They talk the same things day in and day out but still they don't get fed up...
Precondition: Boy and girl living with room mates. Boy waiting for his roomies to sleep. It's about 11:30 PM. Boy with headset lyn on bed with blanket over his head (doesn't matter even if its 40 degree summer but u have to take a blanket). Girl waiting for the call.
Boy dials the number...
Tring Tring Tring..
Girl runs into balcony....plugs the headset on the way....takes the mouthpiece as close as possible.....
Girl: (with a very low voice) Hello
Boy: Hey...
G: Soye nahi!
B: Nahi...was not feeling sleepy...what you were doing?
G: Nothing as such...
B:Ok....so how was your day?
(A mandatory question)
G: It was ok...wake up at 7...went to office at 9....didn't have much of work....
B: Lunch kiya tha thik se?
G: Haa had paratha and paneer.....
B:(mischievously) hmm....tabhi mai sochu itni moti kaise ho rahi ho!!!
G: (with fake anger) shut up. M not moti....
B:Ha Ha Ha..I know..I know...Was just kidding
G:(blushing)
G:How was your day?
B: it was good...
Every time boys give this answer girl thinks....how boring...how I gave minute by minute details and look at him...such a stupid...
So she decides to ask every minute detail
G:Office kab gaye? Khana thik se khaya tha?
B:Went office at 11...was not feeling like to work....blah blah
B: Dinner kiya tha thik se?
G: (sounding as sad as possible) Nahi...man nahi kar raha tha...
That night she ate like bakasura(a devil in mythology who eats like anything)..But still she lie...she wants some bhav you know...
B: Why? What happened?
G: Nothing..man nahi kar raha tha...
B: Do eat properly yaar. This should not happen again...If you don't eat mai bhi nahi khaunga...
He knows he can't do it but still he says...just to show how much he is concered...
G:Aacha baba...I'll eat...
B:Dat's like a good girl...
These talks go around for 3-4 hours. At around 4-5 AM the girl says
G: Sona nahi hai kya aaj?
B: Nahi yaar...Mujhe jyada nind nahi aati...
He has a kumbhakarnsleep, still just to impress her...
G:(blushing) good for me....He He He
B:What do you mean by that?
G: Nothing...He He He
B: (With laughter) you know I used to think its stupidity when my room mates used to talk for hours with their fiancée...
B: I used to think that yaar itna kya baat karte hai...
G: I know yaar...But now we know....yaar time ka pata hi nahi chalta
B:Right!
B: U wanna sleep to so jao...
G:Haa yaar subah jaldi jana hai...
B: Thik hai...good night...
G: good night
They don't hang up the phone for 4-5 minutes expecting someone to say "I love u". But no one says...
So finally they hang up...
These talks continue for days and weeks. Talks remain same except the addition of few words (like swty, honey n all).
These are really the sweet memories which they cherish thru out their life...
Want to end here with a disclaimer:
1. I am single these were just some observations
- If this conversation reminded you of your romancing days its purely coincident....I am not a spy...
