Beta – Mom, ye Girlfriend kya hoti hai ???????
Mom – Jab tum bade ho ke acche Ladke banoge to tumhe bhi ek milegi.
Beta – Agr achha ladka nahi banu to ?????
Mom – to fir bahut milegi…….
Why in Wedding Ceremony Women sits on Left & Men on Right??????
Coz according to Balance Sheet all Assets are on Right Side & Liabilities are on Left Side.
A kid was Beaten up by his mom!
Dad came & asked: What happened my dear son????
Kid Said: I can't adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own..............
