1) If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind, I’ll make you another one tomorrow. - God
2) If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning, you should look at my masterpiece in the mirror. - God
3) I was thinking of making the world black and white, but later I thought naaah… - God
4) How can you possibly be a self made man, I recall creating you. - God
5) Can you imagine the price of air if it were brought to you by another supplier. - God
6) I think you’re the most beautiful person in the world, so I’m biased. - God
7) Please don’t drink and drive, you’re not ready to meet me yet. - God
8) What do I have to do to get your attention. Take out an add in the paper? - God
9) Don’t forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today. - God
10) Earthlings, don’t treat me like an alien. - God
