Have Some Fun .
Dear friend wellcome to the world of double meaning.
Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring the fire under
control ..... and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.
Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed
on that wall"; Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought
to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
'Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'
