The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,junior school,high school and college students from the USA:-
1) Water is composed of two gins - "Hydrogin" and "Oxygin".
2) The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.
3) A censur taker is a person who goes from house to house increasing the population.
4) Most of the houses in France are made of Plaster of Paris.
5) Iron was discovered because someone smelt it.
6) The Sun never sets in the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the Sun sets in the West.
7) Gravity was invented by Issac Walton.It is chiefly noticeable in the fall when the apples are falling off the trees.
8) A Myth is a female moth.
9) Queen Victoria was the longest Queen.She sat on the thorn for 63 years.
