What do chickens think we taste like?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty is an egg?
What do they call a French kiss in France?
What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?
If “bra” is singular why is “Panties” plural?
Do fish get thirsty?
What is free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken’s *ss and think, I’ll bet that would be good to eat?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?
And why did you just now attempt to verify the size of the index finger to ur nostril?
(Your funny answers and comments are welcome to any or all of the questions. There are no prizes for correct answers as I myself do not know the correct answers)
