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Funny one liners

By: skull_candy Verified Member MouthShut Verified Member | Posted Feb 08, 2012 | General | 288 Views

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.


I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.


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