Definitions you won't find in the dictionary!
ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.
CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS:The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
GOSSIP:A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
HANDKERCHIEF:Cold Storage.
INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE:The pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES:Something other people have. You have character lines.
CATTIE SAYS................DUDES, BABES.........KEEP SMILING ALWAYS......JUST LIKE CATTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
