Q: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
J…: "No, who wrote it?"
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R.. ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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Why ..j did take 17 others to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
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How do you measure N...’s intelligence?
Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear
How do you make a H…. laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Why do I work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train me on Monday.
Enjoy
