Teacher, gud morningu all of u, to day eye am teaching english from basic.
students. sir,we where sit,front or back,who front and back who pl tell sir.
Teacher, shh, u dont talk I talk u stop,u talk I stop.
students, sir,is this english or any other english.
Teacher, Basic english I am good teach, take book,write I say what u write I tell u.
student, yes sir, I say what u write ,i tel u,we rote sir that u said now.
Teacher, ahahaha,what a joke, u rite what I tolded now,dont like that,when I tell u write.
studnet, sir, difficult sir,u tell we write but u tell first what to write.
Teacher, shhh,dont mistake or galata make,this is pure english class.
studnet, sir,u study where, england or finaland.
Teacher, I study england,finland my wife went,and I go finland marry her,come india.
studnet. sir, u wife speak good english,u good or ur wife good english sir.
Teacher. great, I speak good english wife finland very bad,i know her english bad.
studnet, sir,is this girl ur wife sir.
Teacher, yes,she teach bad english to small kids,big kids I teach.
student. sir, u teach very bad,and we like sir,how did u learn bad englsh sir.
Teacher, I say no,secret it is,learn bad,u go to IMA there I taught bad english to
professors.
student, surprise,really sir,IMA THEY speak bad,u speak bad or they speak bad.
Teacher, no no,i taught them bad,they like my bad english,they give money to teach bad
english.
studnet, why sir,bad english is dififuclt write and speak yes sir or no sir.
Teacher, it is easy to write good english bad english speak and rite u need be genius.
studnet, sir,please we learn fast bad,so all take us and we teach them they give money
sir.
Teacher, hey, wats u name,ur already good like me,started to speak very good bad
english.
student, sir, one tolded u pick fast u speak bad english,no shame,no harm,all laugh.
TEACHER, YES yes,all laugh,ven all laugh u speak more bad,and they give moeny
Students, How much cash give they sir, will they give 100 sir
Teacher, u can teach bad english to MBA,MBBS,MSC,BA,IMPROFEESSOR.SCINITISTS ,POOL I TICIANS.ETC
STUENDTS. sir u joiking or truthing.
Teacher, eye tell only truth, demand too much for bad teachers in english.
students. SIR,u great sir,already I speak bad like u,how years I need to like u.
Teacher now u will taught my wife teach,wait I will come again after we eat out.
