1) Project Manager - is a Person who thinks Nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Development Engineer - is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
3) Project Coordinator - is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
4) Client - is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
5) Marketing Manager - is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
6) Resource Optimization Team - thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.
7) Documentation Team - Thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
8) Quality Engineer - is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
