God and devil challenged each other for supremacy. They decided that they would test Bill Clinton on earth. Whomsoever he remembered will win the contest..
God appeared before Bill, and Bill exclaimed "Oh God!".
Devil was not the one to accept defeat so fast. So he appeared before Bill, and Bill shouted " Oh! my god!".
So god won the contest.
That is not all......
Bill Clinton dies and reaches the famous gates. He is annoyed that he is not given a direct entry to heaven. Both God and Devil come to him. God says " We show one thing to your wife, and the person whose name she takes will own you". Bill remembers the contest of olden days and readily agrees. God asks Bill as to who should conduct the test, and Bill replies " God".
God smiles.......and goes down to Bill's palace, and shows something to his wife....and she shouts "you devil.........".
Do you know what god showed..
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It was Bill Clinton's photograph.
