a really funny mail

What Women want In A Man 1. Handsome

1. Charming

   
   




2. Financially successful

   
   




3. A caring listener

   
   




4. Witty

   
   




5. In good shape

   
   




6. Dresses with style

   
   




7. Appreciates finer things

   
   




8. Full of thoughtful surprises

   
   




9. An imaginative, romantic lover

   
   

Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

   
   




2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

   
   




3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

   
   




4. Listens more than talks

   
   




5. Laughs at my jokes

   
   




6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

   
   




7. Owns at least one tie

   
   




8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

   
   




9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

   
   




10. Seeks romance at least once a week

    
    

Revised List (age 42):

1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

   
   




2. Doesnt drive off until Im in the car

   
   




3. Works steady ” splurges on dinner out occasionally

   
   




4. Nods head when Im talking

   
   




5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

   
   




6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

   
   




7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

   
   




8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

   
   




9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

   
   




10. Shaves most weekends

    
    

Revised List (age 52):

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

   
   




2. Doesnt belch or scratch in public

   
   




3. Doesnt borrow money too often

   
   




4. Doesnt nod off to sleep when Im venting

   
   




5. Doesnt re-tell the same joke too many times

   
   




6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

   
   




7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

   
   




8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

   
   




9. Remembers my name on occasion

   
   




10. Shaves some weekends

    
    

Revised List (age 62):

1. Doesnt scare small children

   
   




2. Remembers where bathroom is

   
   




3. Doesnt require much money for upkeep

   
   




4. Only snores lightly when asleep

   
   




5. Remembers why hes laughing

   
   




6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

   
   




7. Usually wears clothes

   
   




8. Likes soft foods

   
   




9. Remembers where he left his teeth

   
   




10. Remembers that its the weekend

    
    

Revised List (age 72):

1. Breathing

   
   




2. Doesnt miss the toilet