God Forbid. Review on SBI Visa Credit Card

Ok, a slight history behind first...

I wanted a credit card. What did I do? I applied for credit cards. One fine day, after many of my credit card applications were rejected, one of the credit card agents (people who take your documents) tells me that he has friends in other credit card companies, and I can fill in documents for the other banks too.

I do that.

Now, after a few months, I get a Citibank and ICICI credit card, all on My job profile, My age and paying capacity.

Now, SBI calls Me up and asks me whether I want a credit card, and I call their person over to take My documents. Guess who comes in? The person who had first taken My documents for some entirely different bank.

When he comes in My office, he tells Me that I will have to change My Birth Date to get the credit card. I mean, what?

When I refuse, He tells Me to change My Mother's name to get the credit card. I mean, what?

When I further refuse, He tells Me not to say that I have a PAN card. I mean, what?

after I agree, he takes My documents and stuff, when I suddenly realize that he hasn't filled in the required birth date, mother's name and PAN card details. I tell him to fill in those details right now. He once again cribs about it. I say 'I don't want SBI credit card, get out of My office.'

He tells me to 'give my documents back'. I say, I have signed them, they are mine now. He says he will tear them in My presence, He does it, and says 'Aish Karon' (Have Fun).

What took place after that is entirely My own business, but what does this mean? That some outsourced scums can change a person's life history just to get commission on a form?

Is anyone from SBI reading this? If they are, they should know that their tomtommed adverts won't work if they give their work to such DSAs (Direct Selling Agents).